To Me

Suddenly a voice came from nowhere (not technically since nowhere does not in fact exist).

"Hello Scott, its me again."
<>You? Who the hell are you.
"Scott. I just told you.
<>Wait. You just read my thoughts.
"I did indeed. I'm the tricky one."
<>The tricky one of what? You're still me, like you said. You can't be the tricky version, there is only me.
"Right."
<>But you just-
"I know." 
<>You can't disagree and then agree.
"I never agreed to anything"
<>Okkk.... right. Well I have to get ready to go to work. I can't be sitting around talking to you or me.... err.. whatever.. this is new to me.
"We'll we are all new to something."
<>Well since you're me this is new to you. Neeeeeewwww.
"Well...." 
<>No! I win. You never talked to me before so this has to be new. Ah man, what a little girl!
"What? Well I'm going to take that as a cue to leave."
<>Oh right. Run to mommy.
"Sometimes I hate you, Scott.
<>I just made you my bitch. 
"Bye"
<>Ohhh yeah! Run away little girl.

End of conversation